The mass of water you would have to displace to handle what's melting off Greenland and Antarctica on top of thermal expansion of the oceans due to hotter water[0] would make this the biggest mega project humanity has ever attempted, by several orders of magnitude.
From a purely economic and technical perspective, it probably makes drastically more sense to just gradually abandon parts of our coastal cities as they submerge and retreat inland.
[0] - https://sealevel.nasa.gov/understanding-sea-level/global-sea...
Seems worth doing just to bring life to the desert.
Possibly. But you also have to consider the knock on effects of making such a drastic change to Earth's ecosystem.
Life to the desert could lead to death to the rainforest...
https://www.nasa.gov/content/goddard/nasa-satellite-reveals-...
Neil Stephenson's Termination Shock is a great narrative about how any kind of active attempt to address climate change chaos could lead to near hopeless geopolitical complexities.
I'm really tired of the "let's not do anything, just to be safe" attitude. Systemic inaction has a huge cost of its own.
You should read Termination Shock. It makes a great case for why doing things is hard, but also worth it. Sometimes it just takes someone with sufficient power and courage to do what's right and accept the hatred and violence that will inevitably come their way for disrupting the establishment order.
But sadly, most modern people are too weak to stick their necks out like this.
I think it's a serious problem of this era, and your post sounded like those arguments to me.
A mechanical thing that would work is digging up material from the seafloor and dumping it on land.
The costs have to be astronomical though, aside from environmental considerations.
one small sub-plot is the idea of seeking to freeze the motion of ice sheets and glaciers, by pumping the water serving to lubricate their motion to the surface to refreeze. Not exactly the same idea, but similarly ambitious.
(7e9 * 200) / (361e6 * 1e8) = 0.00003878116 decimeters of sealevel/day = basically imperceptible
Sea level rise would be reduced by maybe a quarter of a millimeter per year.