Mebbies you don't mean hireable but available for hire. 'cos you have John Resig down as hireable: false, but no, you have Tom Preston-Warner down as hireable: true...

Hmm...

And I searched for myself (well I know if I'm hireable right?) http://www.githire.com/user/gordonguthrie

That ain't me...

That's weird. I'm using MongoDB on the backend. I think it's probably messing up being under the load of being on hacker news.