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Internet is down! Umm no it’s fine. Shows me Facebook not working. Umm that’s just Facebook down. So the internet is down!

After a few rounds sure. The entire Internet is down. I’m going to go play an online game.

A pet peeve I've had to grow out of is the missing word "connection" when people say "The Internet is down".

So you don’t believe in technological solipsism?

The web server is down!

- Sales guy

I think you mean "the website is down!"