Wouldn't eating bread be more painful in France?
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Edit: It's too early, thanks to the more awake commenters to point out the pun ;)
I hate this joke. There's a bakery I used to drive past called the "House of Pain".
Edit: Oh. Pat yourself on the back for a pun well played. Whooshed straight over my head! Take my angry upvote ;)