Relevant Onion parody:

https://www.theonion.com/note-do-not-run-until-fucking-queen...

> LONDON—After 70[?] years as the ruling monarch of the United Kingdom and [CHECK HOW MANY COUNTRIES SHE’S IN CHARGE OF OR ELSE TWITTER PEDANTS WILL GET MAD] Queen Elizabeth died [PEACEFULLY OR PAINFULLY—COPY WHATEVER BBC OBIT SAYS] in [TK LOCATION] at the age of 89

Elizabeth Taylor outlived the major writer of her New York Times obituary: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/03/23/134797518...