CBeebies/CBBC? Not sure what access is like outside the UK.
One is genuinely rather confused as to exactly what it is with which you take umbrage.
spit-takes tea
drops biscuit
Ghastly!
Similarly now with Bluey (Aussie show) and us occasionally saying Brekky for breakfast.
And really, the Australian pronunciation of "cache" (like 'keish') is downright superior.
[1]: https://www.abc.net.au/melbourne/programs/breakfast/aussie-a...
https://www.abc.net.au/classic/read-and-watch/music-reads/fi...
Have been really impressed with the CBeebies family of apps.
Also worth a look: Khan Academy Kids, but it doesn’t seem to hold the attention quite as long.