Looks like the spammers noticed Paul's tweet https://twitter.com/kspstk_gtk/status/1570094371009069056 lol
HELLO. THIS IS MARY. I AM A HUMAN WITH SOFT SKIN.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/01/28/move-over-hellSeveral options:
* Spammers creating accounts and posting human posts in advance knowing they'll be used for spam in the future
* Account sold by the actual owner
* Account compromised and repurposed for spamming
(Didn't end up implementing; easier to abandon the platform altogether and deny anything purportedly attributable to me.)