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I just had diaresis. Painful at my age.

More fiber and less umlauts for breakfast 'll fix that.

An Oxford comma a day keeps the diaresis at bay.

Lol thanks, whippersnappers. I’ll try these totally legit treatments for my totally legit disorder

You should check your vitamin D levels

Username checks out gloriously for assisting with my drastic medical condition

lol we should unite