My solution: use tech to overcome laziness, a Waterpik[0].
[0] https://www.waterpik.com/oral-health/products/dental-water-f...
[0] https://www.waterpik.com/oral-health/products/dental-water-f...
There are different kinds of floss and they all feel different, find whatever works for you.
Flossing only hurts the first couple times, then scar tissue builds up and you barely feel it anymore.