Ah but if we're going down that waterslide of a slippery slope

The entire planet hedges its currency against the USD. Obviously every financial system on Earth needs to be included in that comparison. With their own servers, people, armies etc

And that says nothing of the people using those currencies to execute transactions to buy things such as oil and gas, of course!

Clearly Bitcoin is the solution as the USD is "indirectly" the cause of literally 100% of environmental damage