My boss told me at one point that he showed up to work that day to chew bubble gum and kick ass but because of the supply chain shortages he was unable to procure bubble gum. By the power of logic I was able to conclude the only viable option was that he was going to kick ass and since most people were WFH except mean he might kick my ass. Scary stuff.

I don’t anyone would care. It’s a bad joke but I don’t think it’s fair to think he actually fondles big breasted women for a living (or plays golf or buys “rich cars”).

It’s very likely that he does fondle big-breasted women, consensually, as there are many big-breasted women who date rich middle-aged men.

I would have a different stance if he said he sexually assaulted women.

If you sincerely think he was doing anything other than joking (quoting a freaking movie - as has been repeatedly pointed out) YOU are the problem, NOT him.

It's a straight quote from the 1981 movie, Arthur, for the record. There would be zero legal liability to keeping him since any court would see it's a joke.