Haven't had time to read the article (yet)—but I'm hoping the headline means those soulless synthetic corks that I'm always disappointed to find when peeling away the foil of an otherwise enjoyable bottle of wine will be disappearing.
Plus cork taint is no fun (yes, that happens with whiskey too, it's a myth it can't)
Also another down side of spirits being capped with a cork is that at higher ABVs they can slowly disolve the cork ... (Not sure when that starts to happen, but I believe 40% ABV can)
Thanks for providing me with my newest G-rated insult