Then you might like some of these one-liners which are structured with a twist unexpected ending:

"The other night I saw a couple weaving all over the street, I said 'Honestly; get a loom'".

"Chair of the Dyslexic Society was recently given an OBE[1], he said "What's the point, I can't play the bloody thing'".

"Friend of mine had a penis extension. Now his house looks really stupid."

"The hardest part about making skimmed milk must be throwing the cows across the lake".

- Gary Delaney, 31 minute of best one-liners, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4hcOgFHd7o (some nsfw)

[1] Order of the British Empire award from the monarch.