As someone who doesn't use Apple devices, what am I looking at?
Looks like a generic smartphone to me.
Is this some kind of Apple consumer faux pas?
Not an Apple user either, but that Bezel looks like an iPhone 12, latest is 14, possible to tell from how wide the bezel (the part with the selfie camera) is - I guess.
Wow, fumble. I wonder if that's just a theme though.