Gentoo.. the only reason I'd ever know or need to know that 'distcc' is a thing that exists.
Came across this page, on the motivations of Gentoo, a few years later:
> Installing a working Linux box used to require over 550 man hours, learning a Nordic language, sacrificing a goat, wading through hundreds of pages of (purposely) inscrutable help files...Old-school Linux users were desperate to find a new way to feel superior.