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> My phone doesn't have a smudge of ketchup

No, more likely it has particles of feces. Bon appetit!

Sure, but so does your toothbrush. Chill out.

Leave the restaurant if it looks unclean ? I’d prefer to see a dirty menu and leave rather than order from my phone feeling like it a a huge if place

Dude, what gross places are you eating at, and why?

To be fair there are probably some good bacteria-static agents inside of the ketchup and coca-cola :) These smudges are probably a tad healthier than random smudges on your phone. At least for a day or two :)

Because people use their phones on the shitter, always.