I didn't understand most of this article, but it was fascinating nonetheless. It, combined with the comments (which also seem written by well informed people), would make a great corpus from which to generate markov chains.
As Larry David told Ari Gold in Entourage: "I dont know what you talking about, youre talking chinese!" in all seriousness, i agree and am thankful there are people dedicating their lives to answering some of these fundamental questions.
Small aside, "you're talking chinese" is a French colloquialism for not understanding someone. So the quote is quite apt in this case.