"Your role at Twitter" - Official comms out for Twitter layoffs

I'm the guy that was in charge of making sure archive data isn't corrupted, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of the backup diesel generators, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of keeping kay dee prawn off twitter, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of keeping the COBRA payments current, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of overdue accounts receivable, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of keeping legionaires disease out of the HVAC, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy preventing HIPPA violations, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy doing anti-stalking enforcement, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy swapping out failed drives in a data center, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy doing test cases for the new version of android, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of giving EM accurate business intelligence, but I got laid off.

I'm the guy in charge of blowing smoke up EMs ass, got promoted.