I laughed, hard. Bravo to you.
To be charitable, some people may only be able to afford a normal lifestyle though a successful "get-rich quick" scheme. Think insane markets like Toronto and Vancouver that are flooded with laundered money; how are you going to make enough money for a home without making a YOLO-style bet on something you don't understand (but is portrayed to work for rich people)?
I think far less people would be taken by these scams if their basic needs were more easily paid for.
(Disclaimer: I own zero Crypto, have never owned any Crypto)