Also not your cheese if you bought BTC any time in the last few years. Without the exchanges, and especially without investor confidence, the days of wild speculation are ending. The price is going to continue to fall and everyone with BTC in their personal wallets gets to take a haircut too.
It's still your cheese if no one wants to buy it. It's arguably even more yours.
Cheese typically refers to money. Cryptocurrency isn't money.
It's money, just like the Zimbabwean dollar
Fair comparison. Can't be used as toilet paper in a pinch though.