“All part of the plan” – Musk sets fire to Twitter headquarters (German satire)

Now that's great satire.

Automatic translation via DeepL:

San Francisco (dpo) - What's he up to now? According to eyewitness reports, Elon Musk is currently busy setting fire to the headquarters of his latest acquisition, Twitter, with a flamethrower. According to the multi-billionaire, there is calculation behind it.

"Hahaha! Don't worry. It's all part of the plan," Musk announced cheerfully as he set fire to the lobby with a flamethrower from his Boring Company. "It all has to go here! All new! The old building is not loyal and was way too expensive to maintain! We'll build a new, better hardcore headquarters after this!"

Finally, the lobby is on fire in several places. Satisfied, Musk watches the fire grow. "Yeah, burn! Hahaha," he laughs in the glow of the flames. "YOU'RE FIRED, HQ!"

Then, whistling happily, he exits the building with a sink under his arm. "Let that sink out!"

On Twitter, Musk's action is the subject of controversy. While many declare that it's completely insane to burn down the building, which stores important hardware and records essential to Twitter's operations, Musk fans defend the action as a brilliant move and post hilarious memes about liberal snowflakes who are afraid of fire.