I was expecting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY.

Also https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=msSc7Mv0QHY

If you want to become a chicken in order to flee the burdens of office life, this song from the 1920s is already all you need.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czZSkvulCiE

This is probably the best chicken song of them all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI (and turn on captions).

I'm tipsy and that was quite the trip. Not sure how I've never heard this before. Now it's gonna be stuck in my head for days.