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Unfortunately, the Switch is only about 90% effective in preventing unwanted pregnancy. PS5 is 98%.

I found the Switch to be highly effective as preventing pregnancy if you keep it in handheld mode and bring it to bed with you.

When partner attempts romantic activity, tell them you need 5 more minutes of Pokémon and the problem is solved completely.

Ah, the famous "pull out" method. Pull out the Switch right as you get into bed.