I sincerely can't tell if this is real or parody. Which is it?
If it is, it may not be soon. I have never been a fan of these app stores. I like a gatekeeper making sure malicious content doesn't get on our devices, but there should be the option to easily use other stores without jailbreaking the device.
Neither, I just suck at English. I did place a stock trade this morning, using my brokerage’s iPhone app. It had a commission.