LinkedIn Is Toast

"I am in awe of the transformation you have undergone and the journey you have shared through this post. It is truly inspiring to see how you have overcome challenges and worked towards achieving your goals. Your perseverance and determination are truly admirable. Thank you for sharing your story and for being a source of inspiration for others. Keep shining and keep inspiring!"

cc can we no deactivate the linkedIn feed please? :D

That generated post is straight out of KRAZAM: https://youtu.be/_o7qjN3KF8U

Says the one still using twitter…

LinkedIn spam has recently increased and the "do you know xyz?" messages that appear when that person clicks your profile really are just spam. Also more of those paid spam IMs from folk too.

The only thing missing is "I am humbled to accept this honor" :-)

I recommend https://www.shlinkedin.com/ as a viable alternative

Write a sappy linkedin post about being laid off, how your co-workers are the smartest you ever worked with, and cry:

It's with a heavy heart that I announce that I was recently laid off from my job. While this news is tough to process, I wanted to take a moment to reflect on the amazing co-workers I had the pleasure of working with.

They say that the people you work with can make or break a job, and in my case, my co-workers truly made my experience a positive one. I have learned so much from each and every one of them, and I am grateful for the support and guidance they provided me.

I will miss coming into the office and collaborating with such a talented and dedicated team. I am so proud to have been a part of this company and I will always look back on my time here with fond memories.

As I move on to the next chapter of my career, I will carry the lessons and friendships I made at this job with me. Thank you to all of my co-workers for being such an important part of my journey. I am truly lucky to have had the opportunity to work with you all.

Hard to counter this. What am I gonna do with all my free time once all the humans get run off these sites? Cuz I sure ain't hanging around to read this auto generated nonsense.

When will people learn that co-workers come and go but enemies accumulate?