I don't know why you're shocked at the number of times I "showed up" at the NCC Chicago office. I'll say it again: you and I never worked together. NCC hired you several months after I left. I know this because I still have the email thread of you asking me about the interview process. How often do you show up at ex-employer offices?
Wally was, at the time, your line manager at NCC. You get what a line manager is, right? Nobody was seriously asking Wally for the rights to anything, but I have no trouble believing you have trouble interpreting a joke.
You just claimed, a comment earlier, that NCC engagements were "a week, max". I stand by my previous comment. I have better information, and you have weird information. If your personal experience of NCC was a back-to-back sequence of 2-day projects, you were put in some strange back-bench situation.
I left Matasano and almost immediately started another consultancy, and I'll said it again: unless things have drastically changed since 2020, when I left for Fly.io, the modal pentest engagement is 3 person-weeks, not 2 days. People do not in fact spend 50% of their time writing reports.
We can compare notes if you like, but I don't think it's going to make you any happier to do so.
A moment later
I'm just sitting here thinking about this and your claim about documentation is even more risible than I had realized. By the time you were working at NCC, documentation was almost fully automated; we had the whole team working with Litany of Failure, our docgen system. Litany became such a big deal after I left that a year ago, at someone's going-away party, Erin and I got pins, which they'd made for everyone who worked on it. You were sure as shit using it in 2014.
By the time you were working at NCC, the experience of documenting a pentest was filing bugs in a bug tracker that autogenerated descriptions of things like XSS, and then pushing a button to have a PDF pop up.
50% of your time. Give me a break.