It's wild to me that people are giving you trouble for "can't" when "ponderousnessly" is clearly the more compelling target. (An odd choice even if rendered as "ponderously". "Clumsily unlikely?" Eh, okay, I guess you can have it.)

> To put it more plainly: picking apart a small typo here is gratuitous.

Yes, that's true, but when dropping the following, Caesar's wife must be above reproach to avoid comedic side effects:

> [4] The man can't even spell, much less formulate a vaguely grammatically correct sentence.