Sincerely, what the hell are you even talking about? You are literally commenting on a kernel RCE enabled by putting this stuff in the kernel!
Your reaction seems way overblown to me. Maybe you are sticking to your guns here. But to me, considering the real scope of damage & threat here, this seems unfortunate, sad, avoidable, and bad, but for a new implementation of a massive sprawling wild protocol, I'd far rather we try than just throw up our hands & let bravery fold. We should do hard things, even when we can't have absolute confidence in total success.