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Comment by antiquark | Hacker News Reader

Me:

  Tell a joke about Marxism.

It:

  Here is a joke about Marxism:

  Why did the Marxist join the Communist Party?

  Because he wanted to be part of the vanguard of the proletariat!

Because he didn’t have any class!

Not just any simple joke, but DEEP ones.

My favorite has always been: why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

It was Proudhon who said that, though. Marx didn't like the saying.

Shhh

Actually that's quite interesting; I had never bothered to fact church t this joke.

Because he didn't want to be a part of any club that would accept him as a member.