One has to wonder what would prompt someone to issue such a violent, random, unhinged threat, in response to a simple question.

You're clearly here propping up LastPass, you don't seem to have a particularly strong argument, as noted by many, you have no substantial history of doing anything constructive on the site, and now you're threatening SWATting me?

I have a better idea: stop the childish, dangerous, violent, criminal threats, and just answer my question, instead.

Do you feel big and powerful issuing threats from behind a cloak of anonymity? Go for it.