It's especially bad to do this if you're going to perform optimizations based on those safety guarantees (thankfully, typescript doesn't do that.) You can say 'don't use the pure keyword then' but the fundamental design of JS means that in practice almost no functions can be pure. The runtime has to identify cases on the fly where pure optimizations are actually valid.
Though now I’m doubting myself because maybe it’s possible to use complex enough assertion functions to really prove that. But even if you don’t, it’s still an incredibly useful language. You’re basically saying, if X is true then the rest of this program should fit together like so.”
You're right that in the end once you pull in outside data you're having to make promises that you may not be able to keep - I just think purity is an especially difficult set of promises to keep, and the existence of proxies and getters in JS (along with how they work) makes purity basically impossible, so it's just a footgun waiting to be used. And TS isn't going to optimize your code using it, so it's not really delivering value either.