Right. Website restaurants are usually overloaded with annoying flash and -- gasp -- music and/or other noises that tends to blare out loud when it's least convenient and most embarrassing. It's a case of poor taste gone even more horribly wrong.

Looks like the OP should have plenty of business - but one thing I've noticed is that many people who otherwise have a good sense of taste and decency for interior-decorating have none of that when it comes to web design, so they might not even notice how bad their websites are...