Yea, this was surprisingly thick and decadent sarcasm. I loved it! I read:

    > “That’s so cheems mindset,” says the woman he’s talking to. Her nametag says ‘Astra’, although you don’t know if that’s her real name, her Internet handle, or her startup. 

...and I knew I had to stop what I was doing and finish the read. The other two "house party" links [1] [2] were equally rich.

1: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/every-bay-area-house-p...

2: https://astralcodexten.substack.com/p/another-bay-area-house...