but being "so sick" of job ads.
If you're not looking for a job, stop looking at job ads. Problem solved.
If you are looking for a job, chances are you aren't sick of job ads, and welcome as many as you can find.
We all know that HR people are rarely super technical, and are just trying to sell their company the best they can.
If you're incapable of researching a company on your own, and deciding whether the work they do is something you'd be interested in, then I don't know what to tell you.
You offer condescending criticism, yet no solutions. If you tend to present things in this fashion, no-one will hire you.