Or pooping yourself in front of the draftboard.

NGL, it's a great way out of the service, the refusing vax I mean. There is that moment after you've been in 2-3 years where you're just so freakin sick of it, no choices, no options, just on autopilot. My options then were to shoot myself in the foot, basically, so I just kinda soldiered on, but now I can regurgatate some BS conservative talking points and GTFO?

Do you not know anything about the military? Vaccinations are required before basic. A famous one is the "PeanutButter shot." Which isn't for peanut allergies, it's just very thick like PeanutButter and hurts. Vaccine requirements have been apart of the military for a LONG time.