'Sir, you're accusing your neighbour of painting his house red. Your house is red."
Your honor, the fact that my house is red does not make his house not red. My house being red is irrelevant.
'Sir, have you heard of the word hipocrisy? If you want your neighbourhood to keep their houses white, maybe you should not have painted your house red. You also refused any consequences of painting your house red, but now you demand it for your neighbour?'