Nothing in that article seems to indicate a perpetual guarantee of employment.

They refer to employees as "Dutonians". Barf.

People First is still wildly different from "we are family". The former implies treating people with respect as humans versus entries in a spreadsheet, whereas the latter implies nothing can ever separate your bond. I see nothing wrong with people first on their about page. What part do you take issue with?

(Dutonians is cheeky, but a reasonable standin for stodgy 'PagerDuty Employees')