If you can't find a job without a snazzy online resume, then you do not have saleable skills.
This undoubtedly seems harsh, but go do something useful and live your life.
This undoubtedly seems harsh, but go do something useful and live your life.
Until you talk to someone you just never know. I've seen crappy resumes that turned out to be strong candidates and great resumes where they didn't make it past the first 5 basic questions.