Okay I'll bite.

Some details as to how it integrates into a site would be nice. Show me some code snippets! Also, and this is tangential: how do stats get collected if a visitor browses with JS disabled?

Also your logo[0] looks very similar to IceDrive's[1] logo. Links below for comparison.

[0] https://beamanalytics.io/favicon.svg

[1] https://icedrive.net/

[1] https://icedrive.net/favicon.ico