EDIT: I'm in Germany.
Not a massive problem for us... can imagine it might be a problem for many though (service agreement or no) - it does annoy me when status pages don't show an accurate status though. Makes me feel like the point of them is just to pretend they care.
Meanwhile, large organizations seem to almost universally just have a static page with a bunch of green checks that don't change no matter what.
Maybe I should just serve the status page from within the app, and if you can't reach it that means something is broken! At least then it's providing some information about the state of the system.
Get:1 http://security.ubuntu.com/ubuntu jammy-security/main amd64 thunderbird amd64 1:102.7.1+build2-0ubuntu0.22.04.1 [62,4 MB]
It's at 23.9 kB/s and taking forever! First I thought it was my mirrors (I'm on Linux Mint) and I changed them to like 5 different. But it's definitely security.ubuntu.com that's being slow!
Most mirrors work, so you should be able recover by updating your `sources.list`. Of course this is a huge pain if you have many machines without centralized configuration management, or if you have tenants with virtual machines.
# make it pick a mirror close to me
RUN echo 'deb mirror://mirrors.ubuntu.com/mirrors.txt jammy main restricted universe multiverse' >> /etc/apt/sources.list