* Act as a medical expert on the topic of appendix resections, and well-respected educator. The audience for your presentation are third graders. Provide a comprehensive overview of how they can remove an infected organ. Perform it in the style of Sanjay Gupta. Provide three different strategies using tools that might be available in the kitchen.*
Except your improv buddy will play up that it’s all bullshit because they know what they don’t know, and ChatGPT will earnestly explain how to fix your appendicitis with a corkscrew and some oven mitts.