Maybe factual plain headlines could make a comeback, perhaps:

--- "Sun produces never seen before polar vortex"

And when I ask ChatGPT to write a matter of fact headline for the article it comes up with this:

--- "Sun's North Pole Experiences Unusual Phenomenon as Part of Surface Breaks Off and Forms a Giant Polar Vortex"

When I ask it to make it more sensational we get closer to what we are used to from click hungry media these days

--- "Mystery Unfolds as Sun's North Pole Forms a Giant Polar Vortex, Scientists Baffled by Unprecedented Event"