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At Microsoft:

Hey why don't we call our new LLM Cosmos? That's taken by the Azure Cosmos DB guys Damn it... how about Kosmos-1 ?

"Fun" fact: There is another common internal service at Microsoft called Cosmos, and it is also a database.

So now there is Cosmos, Cosmos DB, and Kosmos.

Isn't there also a batch processing system named... you guessed it... Cosmos?