1) Connery's character's attempt to out-chad Cage's character failed because the latter replied: "Carla was the prom queen."

2) The proportion of prom queen fuckers among systems programming experts is probably much lower than among the general population.

3) The real Unix philosophy is a perverse form of "worse is better", i.e., it prefers making it easy to slap together something that kinda sorta works without worrying about "edge cases" that people are likely to run into, over crafting a reasonably complete, responsible solution. C is the result of this philosophy applied to language design. If it hadn't been for Unix becoming ubiquitous, we wouldn't have made that disastrous choice.

(Come to think of it, under this rubric, Electron is a Unix philosophy exemplar.)