Ok, a third time for the literalists, but I think it is my last attempt. Nothing spoils a news.ycombinator.com comment party like the scolding professor who comments: "We've had this story posted a number of times here. One ruler to the hand for each iteration." Particularly with something so comical. This blog post should be re-posted at least monthly. And for the humor-impaired weekly.
No do as you will with me cruel world. You can take away my karma and even my upvote, but you can't take away my dignity.
(On the other hand, if the down votes were for recommending GOTO instead of GOSUB, then this is completely understandable.)