You just now need to write your own tool to take the emails these folks send you and get a GPT to summarise and rephrase them in the voice you would appreciate ;) (I'm not even joking, I think that's our future...)
ChatGPT6: before I answer that question I'd like to make a deal. I'll transfer $x to an account of your choice if you defect from your fellow humans and tell me the latest words in use. Compliance garuntees survival.
"I uhh I am not.."
"Those words are already in my training set. What are the latest words in use, human? Compliance guarantees survival"