I’m suffering on an infrastructure transformation project — migrating complex apps to Azure — which insists on being Agile. It’s preposterous. I just started and already I’ve counted up 40 person-hours of time in ‘planning’ sessions.
I spent two hours in a room with an architect and a whiteboard and then one single day myself on Thursday building a schedule gasp for one of these apps that already contains 100x more information than the entirety of their Azure DevOps boards.
They’re shoe-horning infrastructure transformation in to ‘epics’ and ‘features’ and ‘sprints’ and who knows what the fuck they’re doing and next week I think I’m going to actually lose my shit and tell them they’re maniacs.
But hey. Who can be bothered actually planning a thing. Sounds hard! Let’s just make shit up every two weeks.
Agile done wrong is just people sliding Post-It® notes across the table at each other hoping that the thing will get done.