From the very first header:
"Do the same thing other people are doing but charge more because we are hip and edgy..."
Really? "they charge more" as grounds for a parody?
Go and use something else, nobody forces you to use 37 Signals products -- in fact the huge majority of the world, something around 99,9999% does not.
The rest is equally BS. Sour grapes, maybe? What have you done that is successful guys?
And who are you? "Registrant: Domains By Proxy, LLC". Yeah, no balls either.
Could even have been made by the Curebit guys themselves. They sure know how to reuse others people's assets, after all.
(btw, thanks for the downvotes, guy-behind-the-"parody").