Ask HN: What are you doing for a April Fools joke in your code?

I’m not, because I’m an adult.

Buddy I don't even know how to code.

How would it make sense, given that most coding isn't used the day it is first written?

The closest thing I can think of is Easter Eggs, but those tend to be anything but limited to April 1.

From years’ past, when it fell on a workday: Wire GNU talkfilters into your MDA. I recommend the Swedish Chef or Jive.