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imagine the scene when you go in for your scan and you hear some mumbling from the tech, strange beeping, and you realize your cover is blown. You are in fact NOT human. RUN!

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Dude, just pop a human eyeball in your eyeball socket and you are good to go.

Do you know how many Eddies these Kiroshis cost me?

Job posts asking for “Experience with socket programming” are going to confuse a lot of grey beards.

Will put a whole new meaning to being "retired"

"I don' know... I just do eyes!"

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